daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(Source: yovahkiin)


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kev-n:

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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Never forget


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fandoms-have-the-tardis:

tyleroakley:

decaffeinate-o:



I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.

We need this if we are to becoming hunters
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thecharminginnocence:

untitled by juan pablo tavera on Flickr.
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I don’t think anyone is ever going to express their love for me like I want them to.


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camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni)


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feinseld:

*gives someone my phone number*

*spends the next ten minutes thinking i gave my moms number instead*


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311,975 plays

grapejellyking:

cosbyykidd:

I’m bout to make this my ringtone

why was this so funny yo

(Source: bombing)

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@shay_mcnasty @shay_mcnasty @shay_mcnasty
GO FOLLOW MY GOOD FRIEND SHAYLA, SHE MAKES SOME PRETTY TASTY ART.
@shay_mcnasty @shay_mcnasty @shay_mcnasty
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niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod)


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electra-booty:

Tegan and Sara Northshore fan art done by me! :)

MY BEST FRIEND IS SO TALENTED I LOOOOOOVE HER
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hollyhocksandtulips:

Macy’s cafeteria, 1948
Photo by Nina Leen
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